Moose Droppings

September 2022

DONNIE WAS ON HIS WAY TO THE MOOSE TO LET PEOPLE IN FOR A RENTAL, HE CALLS SUSIE TO LET HIM IN BECAUSE HE FORGOT HIS KEYS. WE PUT A KEYPAD ON THE OFFICE DOOR SO HE COULD STILL GET IN. DO WE HAVE TO DO THAT  TO THE FRONT DOOR TOO? ON ANOTHER NOTE, IT WAS THE DAY AFTER THE DISCO PARTY AND HE LEFT HIS DISCO MUSTACHE THE WAY HE SHAVED IT. HE SAID HE FORGOT TO SHAVE IT OFF. I THINK YOU’RE LOSING IT DONNIE.

THE AIR CONDITIONER WENT OUT ON THE DISCO NIGHT, SO WE WERE REALLY SWEATING TO THE OLDIES. IT HAS SINCE BEEN REPAIRED.

August 2022

SUSIE WAS HELPING MIKE BY PULLING THE DUMPSTER AROUND WITH HER TRUCK SO HE COULD CLEAN UP LEAVES. SHE RAN OVER HIS BROOM THEN HE POSTED IT ON FACEBOOK. WHERE IT WAS SAID SHE DIDN’T HAVE A WAY HOME BECAUSE SHE RAN OVER HER RIDE. FRED WAS AT HOME DEPOT WHEN HE SAW THE POST AND BOUGHT US A NEW BROOM. THANK YOU FRED.

ON A FRIDAY NIGHT THE TABLE THAT SITS IN THE MIDDLE WAS CELEBRATING KATHY’S BIRTHDAY. THEY BOUGHT HER A CAN OF PLAY-DOH. IT WAS PURPLE. THEY WERE PASSING IT AROUND AND MAKING THINGS I CAN’T MENTION HERE. DIANA WAS THE MOST CREATIVE. SUSIE SAID SHE HAD NEVER SEEN A PURPLE ONE BEFORE. YOU WILL HAVE TO CHECK IN WITH THEM TO ASK WHAT THEY MADE.

THERE WAS A SING-OFF ON A FRIDAY NIGHT. THE GIRLS SANG WE ARE FAMILY AND THE GUYS SANG MARGARITAVILLE. OF COURSE, THERE WERE MORE GIRLS SINGING. IT WAS SO MUCH FUN. YOU NEED TO COME IN AND HAVE FUN WITH US.

THE NIGHT OF THE SATURDAY NIGHT DANCE PARTY, THE ELECTRICITY WENT OUT AT ABOUT 4. EVERYONE WAS SHOWING UP FOR THE PARTY. THE FACT THE LODGE WASN’T OPEN DIDN’T STOP US WE HAD WINE AND BEER IN THE SMOKING SECTION. IZZY & ROADY SET UP THE NACHO BAR. WE WERE HAVE SO MUCH FUN, THEN THE ELECTRICITY CAME BACK ON AND WE JUST CONTINUED INSIDE. DJ VERN WILL BE BACK AUGUST 19TH WITH A DISCO THEME. DON’T MISS IT.

July 2022

RITA BROUGHT A WIG TO DEE DEE’S BIRTHDAY PARTY AND THESE TWO DECIDED THEY LIKED IT.

AT A RECENT BUNCO NIGHT, DONNIE HAD BEEN AT THE LOSERS TABLE SO LONG THAT WHEN HE MOVED UP HE TOOK THE DICE WITH HIM. THE TABLE HE LEFT WERE ASKING WHERE IS THE DICE?

June 2022

ONE FRIDAY NIGHT RITA HAD A LITTLE TOO MANY DRINKS. SHE WENT TO THE RESTROOM BEFORE LEAVING TO GO HOME. ONCE AT HOME SHE HAD TO GO TO THE BATHROOM AGAIN. DIANA HELPED HER BECAUSE SHE WAS A LITTLE UNSTEADY. SHE LOOKS DOWN AND ASKS RITA WHAT SHE HAS IN HER UNDERWEAR. WHEN SHE WAS AT THE MOOSE AND PULLED UP HER UNDERWEAR SHE TOOK THE TOILET SEAT COVER WITH HER. GUESS SHE WAS BEING EXTRA SAFE.

SUNDAY BRUNCH DAY. SUSIE GETS A PHONE CALL FROM DONNIE WHICH WAS ALSO AT THE MOOSE. SHE ASKS WHY HE IS CALLING WHEN HE WAS IN THE SAME BUILDING. HE SAID HE WAS LOCKED OUT. THE KITCHEN CREW WAS ALREADY THERE WHEN THE BARTENDER ARRIVED, SO SHE DIDN’T THINK TO UNLOCK THE FRONT DOOR. DONNIE WENT OUTSIDE AND GOT LOCKED OUT. THAT WILL TEACH HIM NOT TO HAVE HIS KEYS WITH HIM AT ALL TIMES.

March 2022

SUSIE ATE A WHOLE MOOSE…

THE RING MOTION WENT OFF IN THE SMOKING SECTION. USUALLY IT’S JUST GREY KITTY SETTING IT OFF. SUSIE LOOKED AT HER PHONE AND SAW A GUY INSIDE. SHE NEVER USED THE VOICE OPTION BEFORE, SHE PUSHED IT TOLD THE GUY SHE WAS WATCHING HIM AND SHE WAS CALLING THE POLICE. HE SAID HE WAS LOOKING FOR HIS PHONE. HE HAD A CHARGER IN HIS HAND. HE WAS PROBABLY TRYING TO CHARGE HIS PHONE. HE CLIMBED THE BACK FENCE IN RECORD TIME. LOL

January 2022

MIKE WAS WORKING ONE SUNDAY, HE WAS GETTING READY TO CLOSE AND THE MEMBERS WERE ALL STANDING OUTSIDE. HE WENT OUT TO SEE WHY AND THEY SAID THE POLICE WERE IN THE PARKING LOT AND THEY WERE AFRAID TO LEAVE. MIKE THOUGHT HE HAD PUSHED THE BUTTON SO THAT THE DOOR WOULDN’T CLOSE AND LOCK. HE HEARS A CLICK AND WAS LOCKED OUT WITH HIS KEYS INSIDE. SUSIE HAD TO COME UNLOCK THE DOOR. SUSIE HAS DONE THIS BEFORE, SO SHE ALWAYS PUTS THEM AROUND HER NECK WHEN SHE’S UNLOADING GROCERIES.

December 2021

SUSIE WAS PUTTING SOME THINGS IN THE BIG SHED. SHE WENT TO LOCK IT BACK UP AND THE LOOP WHERE THE LOCK GOES THROUGH CAME OFF. THE WELD BROKE. SHE HAD A HAIR APPOINTMENT IN A FEW MINUTES AND COULDN’T LEAVE IT UNLOCKED. SHE USED SUPER GLUE AND TAPE TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE IT WAS LOCKED UNTIL RAY COULD FIX IT LATER.

November 2021

ON FRIDAY NIGHT SUSIE MADE STIR FRY AND SERVED FORTUNE COOKIES WITH IT. AFTER DINNER SUSIE WAS SITTING WITH THE GROUP AND LISA SAID WHEN YOU OPEN YOUR FORTUNE COOKIE AND READ IT, ADD IN BED AT THE END. SO SUSIE GOES TO GET THE LEFT OVER COOKIES AND THEY START READING THEM WITH IN BED AT THE END. WE WERE ALL LAUGHING. SO REMEMBER THIS NEXT TIME YOU READ YOUR FORTUNE.

October 2021

GREY KITTY WASN’T A VERY GOOD GUARD CAT WHEN THE MOOSE WAS BROKEN INTO.

September 2021

NO WORDS NEEDED

DEBBIE WAS SEEN TRYING ON USED LINGERIE AT THE RUMMAGE SALE. JUST EWWW

August 2021

DIANA CAME IN AND ASKED MIKE IF WE HAD A FREEZER. HE SAID YES. SHE SAID WHERE DO YOU KEEP IT? HE SAID IN THE WOMEN’S BATHROOM.

SUSIE WAS HELPING THROW SOME STUFF AWAY OUT OF THE SHED. MIKE WENT TO HAND HER SOMETHING AND DOWN SHE WENT.  THERE WAS A PIECE OF CARDBOARD ON THE GROUND THAT SHE SLIPPED ON. SHE SRATCHED HER LEG UP PRETTY BAD. MIKES STORY IS THAT SHE DIDN’T GREASE HER STRIPPER POLE.

June 2021

SUSIE GOT TO THE MOOSE ONE FRIDAY MORNING AND COULDN’T FIND HER MOOSE KEYS TO GET IN. SHE LOOKED IN HER PURSE IN HER TRUCK…NOTHING. DONNIE WAS OUT OF TOWN. SHE HAD TO CALL MATTHEW TO LET HER IN. THE DAY BEFORE SHE WENT TO SAM’S CLUB AND JUST DROPPED THE STUFF OFF AND DIDN’T TAKE HER PURSE IN WITH HER. SHE LAID DOWN HER KEYS IN THE KITCHEN.

 CHERYL HAD A FUN WEDNESDAY NIGHT. THURSDAY MORNING SHE TEXT SUSIE AND SAID SHE THOUGHT SHE LEFT HER WALLET AT THE MOOSE A WHILE LATER SHE SAID I GUESS MY KEYS TOO. THEY WERE SITTING ON THE BAR. SUSIE WAS WONDERING HOW SHE GOT HOME WITH NO KEYS. SHE HAD A SPARE, BUT SHE’S NOT SURE HOW SHE GOT IN THE HOUSE.

May 2021

RITA GOT PUT ON A TIME OUT WHEN SHE WAS CHASING AROUND AFTER LISA’S GRANDSON AND MAKING HIM SCREAM ONE FRIDAY NIGHT.

ONE FRIDAY NIGHT RITA WAS SINGING KARAOKE. SHE WAS SINGING DELILAH. AT CLOSE TO THE END OF THE SONG SHE TWIRLED AROUND AND LOST HER BALANCE. HER FIRST INSTINT WAS TO REACH FOR THE PLEXIGLASS TO STOP HER FROM FALLING. SHE DIDN’T REALIZE IT WASN’T ATTACHED TO ANYTHING AND DOWN SHE WENT.  SHE WAS FINE SHE DIDN’T GET HURT. MATTHEW SAID LOOK AT YOU BRINGING THE HOUSE DOWN.

AT THE DUCKS RACES SUSIE LEFT THE HOSE ON IN CASE THEY NEEDED TO FILL THE BUCKET BACK UP. SHE SAW IT WAS DRIPPING A LOT AND WAS GOING TO TURN IT OFF. GAIL TOLD HER SHE WOULD GO DO IT. SO AFTER THE RACES WERE OVER SUSIE WENT TO UNSCREW THE HOSE TO TAKE IT BACK WHERE IT BELONGED. WATER CAME POURING OUT EVERYWHERE, SHE GOT SOAKED. GAIL TURNED THE WATER ALL THE WAY ON INSTEAD OF OFF.  SUSIE SAID SHE’D BEEN MEANING TO WASH HER SHOES AND NOW SHE DIDN’T HAVE TO.

April 2021

SUSIE WAS HAVING A BAD DAY, FIRST SHE LOCKED HER MOOSE KEYS IN THE OFFICE AND DONNIE WAS OUT OF TOWN. THEN THAT NIGHT SHE WENT INTO THE RESTROOM AND NOTICES HER PANTS WERE SPLIT RIGHT IN THE FRONT. GOOD THING SHE HAD ON BLACK UNDERWEAR.

February 2021

JENNIFER CAME TO THE CALENDER PLANNING WITH HER JACKET ON UPSIDE DOWN.  I GUESS SHE DOESN’T GET OUT MUCH.

MIKE WENT TO THE MOOSE TO FEED GREY KITTY. WHEN HE OPENED THE GATE ONE OF THE STRAYS WAS IN THE FOOD BIN TRYING TO GET THE LAST OF THE DRY FOOD OUT. MIKE KICKED THE LID CLOSED AND TRANSPORTED HIM TO GARDEN GROVE WHERE THERE WAS OTHER CATS. ONE LESS STRAY TO FEED.

GREY KITTY HAS BEEN GETTING A FEW VISTORS THAT COME DOWN AND SIT WITH HER ON THE BENCHES. SHE THANKS ALL THE MEMBERS WHO BRING HER TREATS AND VISIT WITH HER. SHE IS SPOILED AND SHE KNOWS IT.

December 2020

DONNIE ASKED SUSIE TO STAY AT THE MOOSE AND WAIT FOR THE DELIVERY OF THE NEW BEER COOLER FOR THE BACK BAR. AFTER WAITING FOR 5 HOURS SUSIE LOOKS AT THE PAPERWORK AND SEES IT SAYS ESTIMATED DELIVERY. SHE GOES ON THE WEBSITE AND IT SAYS PROCESSING. SHE CALLED DONNIE A DUMBASS. AFTER ALL HE IS HER LITTLE BROTHER, SO THAT’S A NORMAL RESPONSE.

GREY KITTY IS STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY NO ONE GIVES HER DRY FOOD AND WATER ON THE WEEKEND WHEN HER MOMMY ISN’T THERE. PLEASE CHECK ON HER WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE.

November 2020

THE OFFICERS WERE DOING INVENTORY, RAY AND MARINE BOB CAME OUT OF THE WALK IN COMPLAINING IT WAS COLD IN THERE. SOMEONE SAID WE SENT YOU IN WITH SOMEONE TO CUDDLE WITH WHEN YOU GOT COLD.

GREY KITTY IS REALLY MAKING OUT. SOME OF THE MEMBERS STILL PUT A TABLE OUTSIDE. THEY ENJOY SITTING OUT THERE. THEY ARE BRINGING GREY KITTY TREATS. SHE SITS THERE PATIENTLY WAITING.

October 2020

GREY KITTY IS STILL LETTING THE KITTENS EAT HER FOOD. SHE’S A GOOD MAMA FILL IN. SO IF YOU’RE AT THE MOOSE IN THE SMOKING SECTION, CHECK TO SEE IF HER WATER AND DRY FOOD NEEDS FILLING. GREY KITTY WOULD APPRECIATE IT.   DONNIE CALLED SUSIE TO SEE WHAT CHECKS SHE NEEDED SIGNED BECAUSE MIKE AND DONNIE WOULD BOTH BE OUT OF TOWN. SUSIE SAID SHE NEEDED ONE FOR SMART & FINAL AND ONE FOR SAM’S CLUB. SUSIE GOES TO GET THE CHECKS OUT OF THE CHECKBOOK AND ONLY MIKE SIGNED THEM. I THINK DONNIE IS LOSING IT.

September 2020

MIKE GAVE OUT THE MEN’S OFFICER BADGES ON A FRIDAY NIGHT, THE FOLLOWING TUESDAY HE BRINGS SUSIE MONEY TO ORDER CHUCK A NEW BADGE. SUSIE ASKED CHUCK HOW HE LOST IT SO FAST? HE SAID MIKE SAID HE GAVE IT TO ME BUT I DON’T REMEMBER GETTING IT. SO SUSIE LOOKS UP THE LIST THAT SHE TOOK TO ORDER BADGES BEFORE AND GUESS WHAT? SHE NEVER ORDERED HIM ONE. MIKE SAID HE WAS SURE HE GAVE CHUCK A BADGE. SUSIE SAID YOU COULDN’T HAVE, HIS WASN’T ORDERED. SUSIE RETURNED THE MONEY TO CHUCK SINCE HE DIDN’T LOSE IT. SUSIE JUST LOST HER MIND. IF ANYONE FINDS IT PLEASE LET HER KNOW.

MIKES BACK WAS OUT, SO SUSIE SAID SHE COULD FIX IT. SHE TOLD HIM HE HAD TO LAY DOWN SO SHE COULD YANK ON HIS LEG. THE ONLY PLACE THEY COULD FIND TO DO THAT WAS THE WOMEN’S BATHROOM. SO WITH DOOR OPEN SUSIE IS PULLING ON HIS LEG WHEN DONNIE WALKS BY. HE SAYS WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN THERE? MIKE SAID JUST KEEP WALKING AND MIND YOUR BUSINESS.

ADAM (AJ) WAS CLEANING THE FLOOR IN THE BACK ROOM FOR THE UPCOMING BLOOD DRIVE. THE BUFFER GOT THE UPPER HAND WHEN HE FIRST STARTED USING IT. SUSIE SAID SHE SHOULD HAVE VIDEO TAPED IT. THEN IT GOT AWAY FROM HIM AND HE DENTED THE WALL. DONNIE FIXED IT. WAS JUST FUNNY TO WATCH. NICE JOB.

August 2020

DAVID WORE HIS BALL OUT. JUST ONE. ASK HIM ABOUT IT.

DAVID CALLS SUSIE AND SAYS HE’S AT THE MOOSE. HE CAME STRAIGHT FROM WORK AND NEEDED TO USE THE RESTROOM. SUSIE SAID SHE’D BE RIGHT THERE. SHE GETS THERE AND SAYS TO HIMM THE CONSTRUCTION CREW LEFT THEIR PORTA POTTY. YOU COULD HAVE JUST USED THAT.